when u like the boy but ur friend is prettier so he likes her
my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so fucking hard
call me princess and smoke your weed with me.
After the big news, I felt like I had to let you all know…Ryan wants you to keep squattin! 😂💪#lovesweatfitness